One of the benefits I have working at Koala is that there are a couple pools within minutes from the office, close enough to go on my lunch break. One is the pool at my gym which is around the block but these days the smallest we can wear (men and women) are bikinis and though I love wearing bikinis I prefer to tan in a thong or G-string. One of our employees has a townhouse minutes away and the pool areas are beautiful, just like a resort. I wear my smallest suits there be it a pouch style G-string or a transformation style thong. Most people know me and most of the time the pool belongs to just me. I can’t get my clothes off fast enough when I get there and when stripping off your work clothes( most of the year my work attire consists of shorts and a tank, one of the perks of being in LA which most of the time offsets the insane traffic) What a great way to spend my lunch break.
Spandex is the great equalizer. I say that because most spandex suits and definitely Koala micro swimsuits all compress the penis with the exception of penis display designs. My penis is very small but once inside a micro suit my cock does not look much smaller than a guy with an eight incher. Even though he may be much larger in length and no doubt much, much larger in thickness our cocks look very close in size once compressed into a tiny pouch. His pouch may look like it’s ready to explode but it would still be tough to tell without a trained eye how much bigger he is. That makes wearing a micro in public pretty much the same for all guys there is no unfair advantage for a big penis. The fact is many of us including myself are into have our penises look as small as possible in the smallest swimsuit design.
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There were lots of loungers around the pool and just a
couple older gents hanging out. I grabbed a lounger about as far away as I
could, all I wanted was some sun and some rest. I love being out around the
pool wearing a pussy style suit and since my penis is small to begin with what
you see is just a very small set of lips, no shaft no visual male cues in the
crotch area, very sexy. One of the guys came by and asked where I was from and
if I had been there before. As it turns out he was a really nice guy that lived
there year around with his wife. He did not seem to notice my female parts or
maybe he has seen other guys wearing suits like that after all we ship loads of
them to the Palm Springs area. A bit later the pool area came alive with lots
of younger women. They were all smiles and lovely. My guess is every one of
them noticed my changes down below. I’m not sure what if anything was going on
in their thoughts but they all were very friendly to me. It’s amazing how
accepting Palm Desert and Palm Springs people are. It turned out to be the
perfect place to get in touch with my total feminine (at least during my pool
outing) self.
A few weeks ago I spent the weekend with friends at their place in Palm Desert which for those not familiar is right next door to Palm Springs. The Palm Springs area can be just amazing this time of year. It was raining back home in Los Angeles which is only about two hours away but completely beautiful and sunny in the desert. As many Koala customers know Palm Springs including most of the area resorts, are very open to men wearing tiny little thongs and even G-strings which I have done many times over the years. The place we were staying at was a beautiful townhouse with wonderful grounds including a couple large pools. I never leave home without a few swimsuits packed away and when everyone wanted to go shopping I decided to stay behind and get some rest and relaxation around the pool. I had with me a couple of micro thong style suits and a Party Girl Bikini. I was not sure how busy the pool would be or what age groups would be there. Palm Springs in general has lots of gay folks and lots of older people. I opted to go femme style with some rear coverage and picked the Party Girl Bikini. It’s easier to go smaller then cover up if needed, something you know I hate to do. Having rear coverage and showing no bulge at all was an easy choice.
They are
here! All the new swimwear designs are now on Koalaswim.com!
We just finished adding all the new designs to koalaswim.com. It has been a
while since we have added an entirely new Men’s Swimwear Collection and we are
so excited for you to see them. It has been
crazy here and we are completely drained from working straight through Friday
evening to Saturday afternoon then into Sunday morning to get it all online. We
had the photo shoot Friday and the model worked exceptionally well. He has a
great body, a very nice eight inch cock shaved totally clean and an ass to kill
for! You would never be able to tell how
wonderfully endowed he is because many of the new designs are transformation
styles that totally tamed his penis virtually erasing it and changing it into a
vagina. There are bikinis, thongs, shorts including some very hot sheer ones,
bulge style suits and more. In total there are twelve new designs that I hope
will blow you away. All are in stock now! Have fun checking them out.
Using the new Fat Boy electric penis pump with a friend the
other day I realized a couple of things. First with the right amount of suction
even the smallest cocks can be ballooned up to fairly large sizes, I would know
because my cock is one of the smallest and the other is seeing how hard my cock
can get after being caged up in an extremely small chastity device all day. Using
the Fat Boy almost felt like my cock was on steroids. The girl that was playing
with me was blown away and had never seen a cock pumped before. She kept asking
doesn’t that hurt? no I answered it felt different, it felt intense, it felt
good in many ways but it did not hurt even when my 1” flaccid penis was hard
and stretched to over six inches. I can’t imagine how incredibly hot it would
be to have a medium or large sized cock and make it huge. It would be an unfair
advantage!
Going right to the point it is all about feel when playing
with glass anal toys. The feel is unlike any other material, they are so easy
to clean and the are beautiful to look at. Glass seems to be the material of
choice when it comes to anal artwork. Many of our customers have told me it is
so beautiful they could keep it on their desk as a paper weight or piece of art
which makes them extra special because of how we play with them. I enjoy all
the different shapes and sizes along with textures too. There really is
something for every type of play. Small designs for lower amperage fun or for
men/women who are just getting into anal all the way up to huge designs made to
fill you completely with almost all shapes and sizes in-between.
It’s time to talk about shaving, waxing and permanent hair
removal.
When wearing a micro swimsuit of any king my personal
opinion is that the wearer should be hairless, which is what I do or extremely
trimmed. I always point out that when most of us see a girl wearing a micro
swimsuit, we expect not to see any hair and that is what you will see 99.999%
of the time. There should not be a double standard for men. If you are going
micro you might as well go hairless too. It is the perfect mix. The options are
shaving, tweezing, waxing and laser hair removal. Years ago, I opted for laser
hair removal which I still feel was a great choice. I barely have any hair
growth on my penis or my total bikini area what little there is I just shave
off and most of the time it is so smooth and I love the clean look. I use tend
skin right after I shave and for a couple days afterwards to make sure I don’t
get any bumps, in a pinch alcohol will do. Always make sure you have a new
sharp multi blade razor and every now and then I will get a Brazilian wax which
for me is mostly for the rear to totally clean the hole. The swimsuits I wear
are so micro if I am tanning my backside and my legs are a little open to get
sun often some hole shows. I feel if it is smooth and hairless most folks have
no issues see it exposed even on a busy beach.
I was doing a search on Google and Bing the other day for men’s swimwear. I’m always looking to see what interesting things are happening. I’m sure you guys know about all the suggested searches that are shown at the bottom of the page. Out of habit I glanced at them because that is what people are actually searching and I came across this suggested search “Illegal Men’s Swimwear” which I thought was funny and strange. Are there actually places left where people give a fuck about what kind of swimwear you are wearing or is it that I have been living in Southern California too long? I have been all over the world and I can’t recall a time where someone hassled me about wearing a micro bikini or thong. 90% of the time it’s a thong with my tan ass being shown as clear as day not unlike all the girls doing the same. Please if you have had any issues post what happened and where, that would be valuable information for all micro swimsuit lovers.
Smallest penis on the beach or the largest bulge. You Choose
we will make it happen.
Some guys like to show it small or non-existent while others
love showing off the largest bulge possible. There are always guys just like me
that mix it up. For me I like showing it small or non-existent most of the time
though I mix in some big bulge days too. My small days feature wearing a micro
bulge design that compresses the penis to show off a very small bulge but still
a male bulge. When I go non-existent that would be a male to female transformation
designs and 99% of those time’s I am wearing a suit that shows a tiny camel toe
which to me is the most feminine of looks. When I go big bulge I need help so I
will often use a cock ring though some of the suits I wear have a built in cock
ring and for a really big look I will wear a Tango Cum Cover, it plumps up my
very small penis nicely.
