Today August 31 is the last day of the Koala Newsletter Sale and it might be as much as three months until we have the next one. If you have not yet checked out the amazing deals please do so now. Here is the Koala Newsletter Link.
I believe I mentioned on the last post that we found and have ordered the Strap-On Pussy they are on their way from a supplier in Germany! The latex strap on functional pussy fits over your anus to make a beautiful feminine love tunnel. I have been experimenting with it and if you tuck just right you can completely hide the penis. The Strap-On Pussy can be used under panties while tucked to show a realistic visually beautiful vagina outline and you can use it to cover the penis or the anus with penis exposed or if you are great at tucking like I am you can spread it over the hole and cover the penis.
Labor Day weekend is one of my favorites. We have a pool party to attend and I will be rocking a very tiny suit but I have not yet decided whether to go thong of bikini. I am leaning to bikini because there might be some kids there. I know with three days to the long weekend I am bound to get some beach time too.
I grabbed the wrong suit last Sunday and ended up wearing a Streamline instead of my usual Ballz swimsuit. The Ballz has a smaller pouch but the interesting thing was it makes my cock look larger than the larger pouch on the Streamline. (Keep in mind when I am talking about one pouch being larger than the other I am still talking about extremely micro pouches on both) The Ballz pouch fits my tiny package ever so tight and smooth where as the Streamline pouch offers me a little more room and my shaft has room to stand leaving absolutely nothing to the imagination when it comes to size and thickness. You can clearly see when I get out of the water the shaft is about one inch and not very thick. I enjoy wearing both styles but I think for all day use the pouch that keeps me smooth works better.
We have just added some amazing new male chastity cock cages on our quest to have the largest selection of cock cages found anywhere in the world. We are well on our way! A couple of the designs are extremely small cages, as I have ever seen and should more than satisfy you boys into micro penis gear. There is an interesting new Ass Spark device and some very cool ball stretching stainless steel cock rings. I hope you enjoy the products and the close up photos of them in use.
Male Chastity
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A few months ago I posted a photo that a customer had sent of himself wearing a strap on latex vagina. I thought it looked awesome and many customers sent me e-mails asking about it. I searched high and low but could not find the manufacture of it. After months I finally found a company overseas selling it and ordered one: first to see if it was truly awesome and second to see if I could find the company making it. I received the product last week and tried it on. It is amazing. You can use it to show your vagina, under clothing for the shape of a vagina but the most incredible thing is it can be used as a vagina for sex. I tried it and you can tuck your penis in or leave it exposed and have the latex vagina pulled over your anus. Whether it’s a man fucking you or a girl using a strap-on they will be able to pound that very yummy little pussy of yours as much as you can handle!
I have ordered stock and we should have them in a couple weeks give or take, I’m keeping my fingers crossed.
The Koala Newsletter sale is on for a few more days!
I think by now you know that I love going to the beach. I find it one of the most pleasurable, relaxing and rejuvenating things to do. I will never be mistaken a bodybuilder though I do try hard to stay in shape. The fact is the tiny thong I wear is a little feminine not because it is a transformation style (it is a bulge pouch style) but because from a distance most men wearing them look female even to me. Things will likely remain that way until many more men are wearing them. The beach I hang out at the most is Venice and there are a lot of guys wearing bikinis and thongs so when I am walking down to the water I am not always defaulting to female when I look at people. That said I believe women have some of the most amazing bodies on the planet, just beautiful and if someone mistakes you as one especially when you are wearing so little I find that to be a total compliment. This happens more often with men because men are truly hound dogs always on the lookout for someone who visually arouses them. That is why most of us gay, straight or bi will see either a man or women wearing a thong and we want to get a closer look. It is totally natural. Women do the same thing but they are not nearly as blatant as men, that is unless they have had a few drinks and then they can as bad, even worse than men. I had a group of at least six women set up right next to me on Saturday and each one of them had something to say about me, thinking I was a woman as they walked up. They did not say anything mean in fact I liked them talking about the way I looked in my suit but they were so loud everyone else around us could hear them guessing if I was gay or straight, how big my cock was (one of them said how small it might be but you can’t be angry about the truth) and other silly things. It was obvious they had been drinking and as soon as they sat down they were busy having more beers. Some guys might have been a little rattled by all this but I figured what the hell if I am going to wear swimsuits so micro I am going to get catcalls every now and then. I got up and strutted down to the water making sure they all got a great look at my very tan ass, I even did a nice deep bend to touch the water so they would get an eyeful! In a silly little way I find it all empowering.
Men’s Swimwear
I am inspired by all the great asses I have seen and continue to see at the Olympic Games! Yes there are amazing men’s asses and women’s asses too but like with most things we see it is mostly women’s asses that are exposed. Both the men and women have such amazingly beautiful bodies I wish they would go old school, I mean really old school and hold the games with the athletes totally nude, Could you imagine how viewership would go up, I know I would never leave the TV. Seeing the Volleyball players in Brazilian style bikinis get’s my creative juices flowing and is giving me ideas for new designs.
I had a great day at the beach on Sunday and in addition made some new friends. On busy summer days it is impossible to get a spot away from the crowds but I do my best not to get a spot around tons of kids. It is almost impossible to get any R & R with crying babies and little ones running around so I try to grab the least crowded spot I can find. I got to the beach yesterday and the clouds were still burning off so it was not totally packed yet but it was warm out. Got my spot, stripped down to my micro and started working on my tan. In no time there were lots of couples around me, guys and guys, guys and girls and girls and girls. There were lots of thongs and string bikinis on the girls and a couple of guys wearing full back bikinis. I got a quick nap in but was awakened by a very noisy group of people walking by. Please no kids I thought to myself, I love kids but needed some relaxation after a tuff week. The happy group ended up being two guys and five girls all Brazilians here on vacation. Brazilian men and women really are great looking! It was all thongs on the girls and form fitting spandex shorts on the men. I started talking to the girls while taking a dip in the water, no waves so no bodysurfing unfortunately. They invited me to come over and sit with them which turned out to be a blast. Such fun and exciting people and so relaxed about their bodies and mine.
Men’s Swimwear
Last night we did a male chastity shoot and boy is my little cock sore today. Trying on so many cock cages gets me so aroused, just not when I am wearing the cages. Lucky for me I had a happy ending after we were finished which eased the pain quite a bit but those anti release rings sure are scary. Do any of you notice how big your loads are after having your cock locked away for hours on end? All the gear ended up looking great and one of the new cock cages is by far the smallest I have ever found. For you more endowed boys we even have some new cages for your ample cocks! All the new male chastity gear and a couple extremely cool new cock rings should be online in a week or so. It’s Friday afternoon and the only thing I can think about is getting to the beach in the morning and getting wet any way I can. I hope you have a chance to get wet too this weekend.
Have you look at the Koala Newsletter yet?
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Every once in a while I get very lucky. Lucky in that I end up around a bunch of other people wearing thongs and bikinis. Saturday was just one of those very special days so special I needed to check the calendar to make sure it was not National Thong Day or something along those lines. I got to the beach which was already on the crowded side with a girlfriend of mine, one that likes wearing extremely skimpy swimwear like me she might just be a female version of me. We grabbed what looked to be a nice spot with lots of couples and spread out which turned out to be thong gold. There was a guy across from us in a thong, right in front of us was a very pregnant woman with her husband and a little one and she was rocking a thong looking very sexy, young girls galore with at least fifty percent wearing thongs and the balance wearing nothing larger than a Brazilian cut bikini. There was lots of exposed cheek to go around. A little later in the day we had a group of German tourist camp out next to use and all the guys were wearing bikinis, young guys with nice bodies and very well hung to boot you could see their nice large cocks right through the suits, something I can’t relate to. Some summer days are more perfect than others and this was one of them!
Did you have a chance to check out the August Koala Newsletter yet?
There is a workout for my tiny penis later this week. I get to do the male chastity photo shoot with all the new products. Should be slightly painful but fun!
First up here is a link to the August Koala Newsletter!
Now that that’s done I’m off to pump some iron followed by a day at the beach. I here the surf is up and I’m sure the bikinis and thongs will be out in full force including mine.
Ramblings from Michael David
