May Koala Newsletter

New Swimwear Designs:

Just in time for summer! The new Koala swimwear designs are here and what a crazy journey it has been to get these new designs made. Half the battle is that we have been so busy trying to keep up with the backorders for our regular inventory that we have not had time for the new suits. I am not willing to send our swimwear production overseas. Before I did that, I would stop making swimwear. We are extremely proud to say that they are made in Los Angeles, California, USA. I am happy to say that we have completed thirteen new designs (13 is my lucky number!) and we have them all in stock! Within weeks of you reading this newsletter, we should be doing the new suit photo shoot. Our new designs include a number of super-hot male to female transformation styles, micro pouch bikinis and thongs along with sexy micro short shorts. They are so amazing and excited that I can’t wait for you to see them!!!

Micro Cock Cages

I had no idea so many men had small cocks until we started selling Micro Cock Cages. The micro cages are, by a huge margin, our best-selling male chastity devices.  It has shown us that  the smaller the better. To think all these years, I thought almost everyone had a bigger penis than mine! The eunuch cage and the munchkin cage are so small that the wearers, including myself, appear have balls only since the shaft is so compressed and totally hidden away. Is it any wonder that so many guys who are into wearing chastity devices are also into transformation suits?

Guys, I would love to know what the girls think about your tiny little tan line. I have had nothing but a tiny tan line since I was sixteen years old. I have been totally shaved, waxed, plucked and laser hair removed since my late teens; hairless down there. I have had all sorts of reactions to my smooth, sexy, hairless body. Today, seeing women completely hairless is the default, and it is fairly common for men, too. Still, sometimes people have interesting comments about it. Feel free to send some of the ones you have heard, and I will post them in a future newsletter or on the menswimwearblog.com

New Resin Micro Cock Cage

This new micro fills the gap for a real micro male chastity device made of bio sourced resin. The Plastic Cage is great for travel, including air travel. They make wonderful long-term devices as they are extremely easy to clean and comfortable to wear. This new cage also comes with four different ring sizes, which make it ideal for men new to the chastity lifestyle. It is also wickedly pretty. Just imagine how awesome it will feel learning about chastity cages at the same time you are enjoying a pretty plaything.

Two New Hot Micro Stainless Steel Male Chastity Cages

The Little Toot Cock Cage

The Canned Heat Cock Cage

A small cock deserves to have beautiful packaging, and both of these compact little cages provide all the safety and security your penis wants and requires. Two totally different looks but the same incredible construction. Both of these new designs are from our exclusive “Hand Made Series” that feature incredible quality, unbeatable price, and a look that will ensnare you and your cock.

Idea for New Tights and Total Feminine Tights to be Used with Our Transformation Designs

I love wearing tights! I also know many men who are into spandex are also into tights. It is a natural progression. While pondering tights the other day and seeing how awesome they look on many of the girls bodies, a thought came to me. The thought was about how well would transformation designs look when being worn under those super sexy women’s tights?  I, personally, believe the look would be incredibly hot. Therefore, I have ordered some of the sexiest women’s tights designs, including high waist cuts and scrunch butt styles, to see how it would look. I understand that “off the shelf” women’s tights are not a great match for even a feminized male body, but I’m just testing the concept. If I think it can be stunning, the same tights can be made with measurements to make our male bodies totally feminine and, I hope, ridiculously sexy!

XXX Update to this story: We have been testing different designs. I am already in love with some of the ones that go deep inside your ass. With our transformation suits being used as panties, the tights appear so female. I don’t think you can tell my vagina from any other girl’s who happen to be in the vicinity.  If you want to show your feminine side, this is the perfect lip look to excite. Stay tuned for more information. I do think we will be offering them soon and you never want to miss a thing!

Michael

Open Sesame: The Ultimate Anal Trainer and Spreader

This is one of the most interesting products we offer. Have you ever wondered what it would be like to have a gaping hole or be capable of gaping your hole? Some of us can barely get a finger in there, but we are eager to try. Others have not yet tried anything anal, while many are very experienced in anal pleasure. These are the guys who already know the ecstasy that you can derive from the anal pleasure. Once it has been introduced to you will love anal play, including the demands of anal stretching. As many of you know, we offer a very popular line of swimwear designs that use our custom hole stretching plugs. These range from a minimum of 1.5” wide all the way up to a monster 3.5” baby, and many sizes in between. There are many of us who cannot even handle a 1.5” plug.  Now, that is where the Open Sesame steps up to the plate. Starting with the smallest amount of pressure, using the Open Sesame allows you to build up the amount of stretching action.  It is adjustable to extremely small increments while also being very easy to use sd  to being extreme sensual fun. You can progress as slowly as you like. After all, there is no rush. The cool thing is you can see and feel your progress. Men who want to go huge try the giant plugs and handle giant toys. There may even be huge cocks for those that indulge in that and will not find a better training tool than the Open Sesame.

May Newsletter Sale-Biggest Sale of the Year Including Blow Out Specials!!

There are lots of hot designs for you to stock up on and, maybe, even a chance to change-up your summer styles.

There are few things more fun than playing dress up with your collection of hot swimsuits.

Not all designs are available in all sizes.

https://www.koalaswim.com/Aussie-Bulge_p_525.html  Sale $22.00

https://www.koalaswim.com/Bulge-Apex-Bikini_p_495.html  Sale $24.00

https://www.koalaswim.com/Cock-Magic-Bikini_p_92.html Sale $21.00

https://www.koalaswim.com/Ego-Booster_p_140.html  Sale $23.00

https://www.koalaswim.com/Egg-Sack-Bikini_p_139.html  Sale $21.00

https://www.koalaswim.com/Cock-Fantasy_p_91.html  Sale $21.00

https://www.koalaswim.com/Bulge-Erotica_p_494.html  Sale $25.00

https://www.koalaswim.com/Beach-Voyeur_p_61.html  Sale $21.00

https://www.koalaswim.com/Beach-Voyeur_p_61.html  Sale $21.00

https://www.koalaswim.com/Teaser-Sheer-Bikini_p_432.html  Sale $20.00

https://www.koalaswim.com/Deep-Entry-Micro-Bikini_p_116.html  Sale $23.00

https://www.koalaswim.com/Hungry-Lover_p_205.html  Sale $21.00

https://www.koalaswim.com/Man-Holster_p_239.html  Sale $22.00

https://www.koalaswim.com/Steel-Force-Bikini_p_409.html  Sale $23.00

https://www.koalaswim.com/Smoldering_p_395.html  Sale $21.00

https://www.koalaswim.com/Sunburst-Micro-Bikini_p_420.html  Sale $22.00

https://www.koalaswim.com/South-Beach_p_397.html  Sale $20.00

https://www.koalaswim.com/The-Sire-Thong_p_471.html  Sale $24.00

https://www.koalaswim.com/Spontaneous-Bikini_p_402.html  Sale $21.00

https://www.koalaswim.com/T-girl-Sheer_p_426.html  Sale $22.00

https://www.koalaswim.com/Surfer-Boy-Thong_p_629.html  Sale $24.00

https://www.koalaswim.com/Ramrod-plus-Ass-Spark-options_p_343.html  Sale $24.00

https://www.koalaswim.com/Sugar-Daddy_p_419.html  Sale $23.00

Blow Out!

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https://www.koalaswim.com/Ripped_p_356.html  Bow Out! $14.00

https://www.koalaswim.com/Prime-Meat_p_332.html  Blow Out! $14.00

https://www.koalaswim.com/Prison-Break_p_333.html  Blow Out! $14.00

https://www.koalaswim.com/NAUGHTY_p_288.html Blow Out! $14.00

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https://www.koalaswim.com/PIERCED_p_317.html  Blow Out! $14.00

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https://www.koalaswim.com/Smoking-Gun-Bikini_p_393.html  Blow Out! $14.00

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Personal Note

Short and sweet.

One of the most important books I have ever read.

It should be required reading in our schools!

Enlightenment Now by Steven Pinker

It is all about how the world is currently,  how it was  in the past, and where it is heading. Spoiler alert: it’s not all bad news like we see on TV, Radio, the internet and Social media. This book is an undertaking to read but well worth the effort. It literally brought tears to my eyes with some amazing insights. I cannot recommend this strongly enough.

Peace,

Michael David

Man/Women watching as a sport.

It is fun to people watch and it is also fun to be one of the ones being watched. It never gets old for me. I love seeing men and women wearing as little as possible. The ladies do such a great job of showing skin and though the guys are playing catch up at least we are making a great showing at many beaches. Come to Venice Beach in the summer and you will spot lots of men wearing thongs, G-strings, bikinis and cute little short shorts and the same goes for many of the beaches in Miami and other liberal beach areas. I would love to hear about your favorite beaches no matter where they are. Sharing hot beach scenes is a must for spandex lovers and micro swimwear people watchers.

What’s missing? Maybe it’s your penis!

Thinking about trying something you have never tried before? Our gender bender designs are more fun to wear then you could imagine. The brain latterly changes when it see you no longer have a penis. Your eyes see you have a vagina and the way you feel is totally different than being male. I am talking about my own experience wearing transformation suits. I can’t say I feel as woman does but I can see when I look female I no longer feel male. Does that qualify as female? Maybe so maybe not but it is never the less an incredible sensation. Being out on the beach with every part of my body hair free, legs completely shaved and smooth, people do mistake me for a topless female sunbather. I feel this is a huge compliment since that is what I am going for. It is an experience I wish all men could feel.

Is it too early to think about pool parties?

One of the best pool parties I have found is the big blast in Orlando.

Palm Springs has some great gay pool parties and Las Vegas has great straight and gay pool parties.

Make sure to post if you know about any rocking gay or straight pool parties!

Male chastity devices and where to start!

For starters I prefer the micro cages. My penis is small but these cages make it like I have nothing. My two favorites happen to be our customers favorites too. They are the Munchkin and the Eunuch. They are the two smallest male chastity cock cages on the planet and they literally erase your penis while keeping it locked away and safe from use. Male chastity on a micro level is a new and exciting trend.

Have you tried neoprene swimwear yet?

The neoprene experience is unlike any other swimsuit fabric. Neoprene is both a trend and a fetish. Some guys like it for how neoprene feels on your body especially against your cock while other guys might not no how if feels but they order them because the look is hot on its own. I’m sure there are men that are into both the look and the feel but I believe new buyers are drawn to the interesting experience combined with the sexy look. We offer them in both micro pouch styles and in male to female transformation styles. Many men have both types in their swimwear collections.

What will you be wearing spring and summer?

If you are anything like me you have your favorite micro swimsuits that you stick with but we also tend to add some new designs each year to keep things fun. I’m just starting to think about what styles I want to be wearing in the spring and summer. It’s still cold in LA where I am and my guess is it’s even colder where you are right now but we know the warm weather is coming and we need to be ready for fun at the beach, by the pool, at the lake and if you are on the real risqué side at your gyms pool.

Men’s Swimwear

Are you an attention whore? I might be and you might be one too. Maybe you think that to be an attention whore you need to be an extrovert but from my experiences I believe you can be a total introvert and still some part of your brain is craving to be seen. Wearing micro swimsuits in public is going to get you noticed, people are going to look and people are going to stare. You may not believe you are the type to crave and lust for attention but then again you might be craving it on a non-conscious level. When I first starting wearing micro swimsuits, I did it because I enjoyed the feel of the spandex, the idea that I could wear the tiny sexy suits that the girls were wearing but ones made for my body. Over time I think one comes to enjoy the attention from girls and guys checking you out. It is a type of high.