May
Koala Newsletter
New
Swimwear Designs:
Just in time for summer! The new Koala swimwear
designs are here and what a crazy journey it has been to get these new designs
made. Half the battle is that we have been so busy trying to keep up with the
backorders for our regular inventory that we have not had time for the new
suits. I am not willing to send our swimwear production overseas. Before I did
that, I would stop making swimwear. We are extremely proud to say that they are
made in Los Angeles, California, USA. I am happy to say that we have completed
thirteen new designs (13 is my lucky number!) and we have them all in stock! Within
weeks of you reading this newsletter, we should be doing the new suit photo
shoot. Our new designs include a number of super-hot male to female
transformation styles, micro pouch bikinis and thongs along with sexy micro
short shorts. They are so amazing and excited that I can’t wait for you to see
them!!!
Micro
Cock Cages
I had no idea so many men had small cocks until we
started selling Micro Cock Cages. The micro cages are, by a huge margin, our
best-selling male chastity devices. It
has shown us that the smaller the
better. To think all these years, I thought almost everyone had a bigger penis
than mine! The eunuch cage and the munchkin cage are so small that the wearers,
including myself, appear have balls only since the shaft is so compressed and
totally hidden away. Is it any wonder that so many guys who are into wearing
chastity devices are also into transformation suits?
Guys, I would love to know what the girls think about
your tiny little tan line. I have had nothing but a tiny tan line since I was
sixteen years old. I have been totally shaved, waxed, plucked and laser hair
removed since my late teens; hairless down there. I have had all sorts of
reactions to my smooth, sexy, hairless body. Today, seeing women completely
hairless is the default, and it is fairly common for men, too. Still, sometimes
people have interesting comments about it. Feel free to send some of the ones
you have heard, and I will post them in a future newsletter or on the
menswimwearblog.com
New
Resin Micro Cock Cage
This new micro fills the gap for a real micro male
chastity device made of bio sourced resin. The Plastic Cage is great for travel,
including air travel. They make wonderful long-term devices as they are
extremely easy to clean and comfortable to wear. This new cage also comes with
four different ring sizes, which make it ideal for men new to the chastity
lifestyle. It is also wickedly pretty. Just imagine how awesome it will feel
learning about chastity cages at the same time you are enjoying a pretty plaything.
Two
New Hot Micro Stainless Steel Male Chastity Cages
The
Little Toot Cock Cage
The
Canned Heat Cock Cage
A small cock deserves to have beautiful packaging, and
both of these compact little cages provide all the safety and security your
penis wants and requires. Two totally different looks but the same incredible
construction. Both of these new designs are from our exclusive “Hand Made
Series” that feature incredible quality, unbeatable price, and a look that will
ensnare you and your cock.
Idea
for New Tights and Total Feminine Tights to be Used with Our Transformation Designs
I love wearing tights! I also know many men who are
into spandex are also into tights. It is a natural progression. While pondering
tights the other day and seeing how awesome they look on many of the girls
bodies, a thought came to me. The thought was about how well would
transformation designs look when being worn under those super sexy women’s
tights? I, personally, believe the look
would be incredibly hot. Therefore, I have ordered some of the sexiest women’s
tights designs, including high waist cuts and scrunch butt styles, to see how
it would look. I understand that “off the shelf” women’s tights are not a great
match for even a feminized male body, but I’m just testing the concept. If I
think it can be stunning, the same tights can be made with measurements to make
our male bodies totally feminine and, I hope, ridiculously sexy!
XXX
Update to this story: We have been testing different designs. I
am already in love with some of the ones that go deep inside your ass. With our
transformation suits being used as panties, the tights appear so female. I
don’t think you can tell my vagina from any other girl’s who happen to be in
the vicinity. If you want to show your
feminine side, this is the perfect lip look to excite. Stay tuned for more
information. I do think we will be offering them soon and you never want to
miss a thing!
Michael
Open
Sesame: The Ultimate Anal Trainer and Spreader
This is one of the most interesting products we offer.
Have you ever wondered what it would be like to have a gaping hole or be
capable of gaping your hole? Some of us can barely get a finger in there, but
we are eager to try. Others have not yet tried anything anal, while many are
very experienced in anal pleasure. These are the guys who already know the
ecstasy that you can derive from the anal pleasure. Once it has been introduced
to you will love anal play, including the demands of anal stretching. As many
of you know, we offer a very popular line of swimwear designs that use our
custom hole stretching plugs. These range from a minimum of 1.5” wide all the
way up to a monster 3.5” baby, and many sizes in between. There are many of us
who cannot even handle a 1.5” plug. Now,
that is where the Open Sesame steps up to the plate. Starting with the smallest
amount of pressure, using the Open Sesame allows you to build up the amount of
stretching action. It is adjustable to
extremely small increments while also being very easy to use sd to being extreme sensual fun. You can progress
as slowly as you like. After all, there is no rush. The cool thing is you can
see and feel your progress. Men who want to go huge try the giant plugs and handle
giant toys. There may even be huge cocks for those that indulge in that and
will not find a better training tool than the Open Sesame.
May
Newsletter Sale-Biggest Sale of the Year Including Blow Out Specials!!
There are lots of hot designs for you to stock up on
and, maybe, even a chance to change-up your summer styles.
There are few things more fun than playing dress up
with your collection of hot swimsuits.
Not all designs are available in all sizes.
https://www.koalaswim.com/Aussie-Bulge_p_525.html Sale $22.00
https://www.koalaswim.com/Bulge-Apex-Bikini_p_495.html Sale $24.00
https://www.koalaswim.com/Cock-Magic-Bikini_p_92.html
Sale $21.00
https://www.koalaswim.com/Ego-Booster_p_140.html Sale $23.00
https://www.koalaswim.com/Egg-Sack-Bikini_p_139.html Sale $21.00
https://www.koalaswim.com/Cock-Fantasy_p_91.html Sale $21.00
https://www.koalaswim.com/Bulge-Erotica_p_494.html Sale $25.00
https://www.koalaswim.com/Beach-Voyeur_p_61.html Sale $21.00
https://www.koalaswim.com/Beach-Voyeur_p_61.html Sale $21.00
https://www.koalaswim.com/Teaser-Sheer-Bikini_p_432.html Sale $20.00
https://www.koalaswim.com/Deep-Entry-Micro-Bikini_p_116.html Sale $23.00
https://www.koalaswim.com/Hungry-Lover_p_205.html Sale $21.00
https://www.koalaswim.com/Man-Holster_p_239.html Sale $22.00
https://www.koalaswim.com/Steel-Force-Bikini_p_409.html Sale $23.00
https://www.koalaswim.com/Smoldering_p_395.html Sale $21.00
https://www.koalaswim.com/Sunburst-Micro-Bikini_p_420.html Sale $22.00
https://www.koalaswim.com/South-Beach_p_397.html Sale $20.00
https://www.koalaswim.com/The-Sire-Thong_p_471.html Sale $24.00
https://www.koalaswim.com/Spontaneous-Bikini_p_402.html Sale $21.00
https://www.koalaswim.com/T-girl-Sheer_p_426.html Sale $22.00
https://www.koalaswim.com/Surfer-Boy-Thong_p_629.html Sale $24.00
https://www.koalaswim.com/Ramrod-plus-Ass-Spark-options_p_343.html Sale $24.00
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Blow Out!
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https://www.koalaswim.com/NAUGHTY_p_288.html
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Personal Note
Short and sweet.
One of the most important books I have ever read.
It should be required reading in our schools!
Enlightenment Now by Steven Pinker
It is all about how the world is currently, how it was in the past, and where it is heading. Spoiler
alert: it’s not all bad news like we see on TV, Radio, the internet and Social
media. This book is an undertaking to read but well worth the effort. It
literally brought tears to my eyes with some amazing insights. I cannot
recommend this strongly enough.
Peace,
Michael David