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Dazzling Beach day

 

When the beach is beautiful and covered with one girl after another walking about wearing thongs along with guys up and down the sand wearing bikinis and short shorts it is hard to beat a day at the beach! Today was one of those just barely post summer heat wave days and to top things off there were a couple of other guys wearing thongs like myself, though none were quite as micro as mine. My legs must be shaved a little too close because I heard many people walking by wondering if I was a girl. Topless women are a fairly rare site at our beaches until the police patrols lighten up in the next couple weeks than the tops come back off.  I had our friendly neighborhood officers make a number of close passes with the patrol trucks. I figure either they too thought they might be getting a peek at a topless female or at least I hope that was the case or for some reason the guys and girls wearing very little on our little stretch of Venice looked like bad guys. It would seem such a waste of their time and our tax dollars to spend gawking at us. PS the waves were absolutely huge today, which was a total surprise. Not one person was out bodysurfing in these killers.

 

I did the copy photo shoot on Friday and will be posting details and maybe some photos too.

 

Men’s Swimwear

Third Sex

 

If you are anything like me and listen to the news, read magazines, newspapers and scan the internet for more news you have heard of the third sex revolution. I find it very interesting that being able to choose your gender identity whether male, female or neither is very interesting. It is becoming part of the law in a number of states and it looks to be rolling full steam ahead. At Koala we have believed there are other choices for decades offering swimsuits that at one time were unimaginable (and still are to some people).  We have been offering swimwear designs created to overtly change the male form to female for over a decade. The question is now why would I need to decide what I am and the answer is you do not. Not everyone fits the typical norm for male or female. What was once considered a fetish is now becoming totally main stream and I believe this concept of third sex is a driving force behind the popularity of our male to female transformation designs which are by far our most popular. It is OK to want to see how it is to be female without wanting to change your gender. It’s OK to try transformation just because you want to.  One day we might even come up with some styles to let women get in touch with their inner maleness.

 

Men’s Swimwear, Spandex Tights and Male to Female Transformation Designs

Balls or Football?

I guess most guys are back to watching college football on Saturday at least it seemed so yesterday. Yesterday was just about perfect with a great breeze and nice warm sand. The beach was so empty for being so nice out. I know people love football but there are only so many nice beach days left this season until we need to start looking at other parts of the world to keep our sexy tan lines going. I’m hoping that here in Los Angeles we something that resembles a Fall or Winter this year so I will need to travel There were a couple guys lying near by one wearing a bikini and one a Speedo. Hot guys wearing swimsuits that looked like they were painted always gets my attention, too bad they were not wearing Koala micros so I could see the shapes of their cocks and most likely much more of their lovely asses.

 

 

Men’s Swimwear

Back to the beach, new designs and new gear

 

 

Well needless to say I was way off on my dates for our upcoming collection of new swimsuits and micro shorts. My best guess was late summer but it looks more and more like it will be ready just in time to make the holidays even more special. Many people have said you can’t rush perfection and I believe that is the case with our designs and our crafts people. Being a total spandex freak myself and proud of it I understand that most guys that order our designs use them year around whether at the beach in the summer or just having a great time wearing spandex panties in the middle of winter. That is the reason we introduce new styles all through the year. When a collection is complete and in stock we release it no matter what time of year it is. Like you I can’t wait to get my hands on our upcoming designs and though you might not have guessed it, often I have to wait as long as everyone else to get one since the suits are done one at a time in batches.

We are still on a quest to have the largest selection of male chastity cages on the planet, why? Because I like wearing them and I have found many other men share the same affinity for them. Last month we introduced a number of new male chastity cock cages. I hope you have had a chance to see them on www.koalaswim.com we have also added them to www.malechastitystore.com .

We have many more designs on their way to us and I hope to do another photo shoot within the next two weeks.

I would love for you to send us your favorite summer micro swimwear photos to post of you and your friends! [email protected]

 

 

 

 

Family friend surprise

 

 

The Labor Day weekend included a number of great beach days one of which held quite a surprise for me and for a close friend of the family. Monday I was lying out with a girlfriend down out my regular beach which was as busy as you would expect on a Labor Day Weekend. It was on the windy side and the surf was blown out so no decent waves to ride. There was a group of girls and a guy on the side of us maybe sixty feet away that were not there before I took my nap. Like usual I was wearing one of Koala’s smallest little G-string/thong designs that proudly shows that I am completely shaved and rather small up front. I could see a number of the girls looked great and were wearing sexy little swimsuits but they were just a little too far away for me to see them clearly. I walked down to soak my feet in the water and a minute later I heard Uncle Mike?  And then a beautiful girl appeared in front of me one of the group that was sitting near by. It happened to be a young lady that I have known and loved like a daughter since she was little. She stood there looking at me with a sly smile and said I had no idea you would wear a G-string to the beach. It does not happen to me often but the truth was I was not only speechless but I think I probably turned a few shades of red with embarrassment, standing in front of this lovely girl that I have known forever with me wearing next to nothing I finally pulled myself together and said this is as close to nude as I can legally get on this beach. I noticed she was not wearing much more than I was but of course being a California girl she was raised wearing very little. I know a lot of guys (some Koala customers included) are worried about a friend or family member seeing them wearing micro swimwear but like in most cases what we worry about is much worse than the actual reality. My young friend and her group of friends joined us for the rest of the afternoon. They were all twenty four and not one of them gave my little swimsuit a second look. It was as natural for them as a girl wearing one. I hope that is a sign of changes to come.

 

Men’s Swimwear

Last Day of Sale, Playing with a Strap-On Vagina and Labor Day Weekend

 

 

Today August 31 is the last day of the Koala Newsletter Sale and it might be as much as three months until we have the next one. If you have not yet checked out the amazing deals please do so now. Here is the Koala Newsletter Link.

I believe I mentioned on the last post that we found and have ordered the Strap-On Pussy they are on their way from a supplier in Germany! The latex strap on functional pussy fits over your anus to make a beautiful feminine love tunnel. I have been experimenting with it and if you tuck just right you can completely hide the penis. The Strap-On Pussy can be used under panties while tucked to show a realistic visually beautiful vagina outline and you can use it to cover the penis or the anus with penis exposed or if you are great at tucking like I am you can spread it over the hole and cover the penis.

 

Labor Day weekend is one of my favorites. We have a pool party to attend and I will be rocking a very tiny suit but I have not yet decided whether to go thong of bikini. I am leaning to bikini because there might be some kids there. I know with three days to the long weekend I am bound to get some beach time too.

I grabbed the wrong suit last Sunday and ended up wearing a Streamline instead of my usual Ballz swimsuit. The Ballz has a smaller pouch but the interesting thing was it makes my cock look larger than the larger pouch on the Streamline. (Keep in mind when I am talking about one pouch being larger than the other I am still talking about extremely micro pouches on both) The Ballz pouch fits my tiny package ever so tight and smooth where as the Streamline pouch offers me a little more room and my shaft has room to stand leaving absolutely nothing to the imagination when it comes to size and thickness. You can clearly see when I get out of the water the shaft is about one inch and not very thick. I enjoy wearing both styles but I think for all day use the pouch that keeps me smooth works better.

New male chastity products and more just added to Koala

 

 

We have just added some amazing new male chastity cock cages on our quest to have the largest selection of cock cages found anywhere in the world. We are well on our way! A couple of the designs are extremely small cages, as I have ever seen and should more than satisfy you boys into micro penis gear. There is an interesting new Ass Spark device and some very cool ball stretching stainless steel cock rings. I hope you enjoy the products and the close up photos of them in use.

 

Male Chastity

*refresh the page if the new items do not come up

 

I found it!

 

 

A few months ago I posted a photo that a customer had sent of himself wearing a strap on latex vagina. I thought it looked awesome and many customers sent me e-mails asking about it. I searched high and low but could not find the manufacture of it. After months I finally found a company overseas selling it and ordered one: first to see if it was truly awesome and second to see if I could find the company making it. I received the product last week and tried it on. It is amazing. You can use it to show your vagina, under clothing for the shape of a vagina but the most incredible thing is it can be used as a vagina for sex. I tried it and you can tuck your penis in or leave it exposed and have the latex vagina pulled over your anus. Whether it’s a man fucking you or a girl using a strap-on they will be able to pound that very yummy little pussy of yours as much as you can handle!

I have ordered stock and we should have them in a couple weeks give or take, I’m keeping my fingers crossed.

 

 

The Koala Newsletter sale is on for a few more days!

Just another day at the beach

 

 

I think by now you know that I love going to the beach. I find it one of the most pleasurable, relaxing and rejuvenating things to do. I will never be mistaken a bodybuilder though I do try hard to stay in shape. The fact is the tiny thong I wear is a little feminine not because it is a transformation style (it is a bulge pouch style) but because from a distance most men wearing them look female even to me. Things will likely remain that way until many more men are wearing them. The beach I hang out at the most is Venice and there are a lot of guys wearing bikinis and thongs so when I am walking down to the water I am not always defaulting to female when I look at people. That said I believe women have some of the most amazing bodies on the planet, just beautiful and if someone mistakes you as one especially when you are wearing so little I find that to be a total compliment. This happens more often with men because men are truly hound dogs always on the lookout for someone who visually arouses them. That is why most of us gay, straight or bi will see either a man or women wearing a thong and we want to get a closer look. It is totally natural. Women do the same thing but they are not nearly as blatant as men, that is unless they have had a few drinks and then they can as bad, even worse than men. I had a group of at least six women set up right next to me on Saturday and each one of them had something to say about me, thinking I was a woman as they walked up. They did not say anything mean in fact I liked them talking about the way I looked in my suit but they were so loud everyone else around us could hear them guessing if I was gay or straight, how big my cock was (one of them said how small it might be but you can’t be angry about the truth) and other silly things. It was obvious they had been drinking and as soon as they sat down they were busy having more beers. Some guys might have been a little rattled by all this but I figured what the hell if I am going to wear swimsuits so micro I am going to get catcalls every now and then. I got up and strutted down to the water making sure they all got a great look at my very tan ass, I even did a nice deep bend to touch the water so they would get an eyeful! In a silly little way I find it all empowering.

 

 

Men’s Swimwear

Brazilians sure are fun and so are the games!

 

I am inspired by all the great asses I have seen and continue to see at the Olympic Games! Yes there are amazing men’s asses and women’s asses too but like with most things we see it is mostly women’s asses that are exposed. Both the men and women have such amazingly beautiful bodies I wish they would go old school, I mean really old school and hold the games with the athletes totally nude, Could you imagine how viewership would go up, I know I would never leave the TV.  Seeing the Volleyball players in Brazilian style bikinis get’s my creative juices flowing and is giving me ideas for new designs.

I had a great day at the beach on Sunday and in addition made some new friends. On busy summer days it is impossible to get a spot away from the crowds but I do my best not to get a spot around tons of kids. It is almost impossible to get any R & R with crying babies and little ones running around so I try to grab the least crowded spot I can find. I got to the beach yesterday and the clouds were still burning off so it was not totally packed yet but it was warm out. Got my spot, stripped down to my micro and started working on my tan. In no time there were lots of couples around me, guys and guys, guys and girls and girls and girls. There were lots of thongs and string bikinis on the girls and a couple of guys wearing full back bikinis. I got a quick nap in but was awakened by a very noisy group of people walking by. Please no kids I thought to myself, I love kids but needed some relaxation after a tuff week. The happy group ended up being two guys and five girls all Brazilians here on vacation. Brazilian men and women really are great looking! It was all thongs on the girls and form fitting spandex shorts on the men. I started talking to the girls while taking a dip in the water, no waves so no bodysurfing unfortunately. They invited me to come over and sit with them which turned out to be a blast. Such fun and exciting people and so relaxed about their bodies and mine.

 

 

Men’s Swimwear